A Standard Operating Procedure writ on the consummate Mutura experience and or etiquette
1.Kama hio mutura hijakuwa marinated by vumbi, giza, exhaust za gari na nduthi, hio si mutura!
2.Kama kisu ya muturabae haijaisha hadi ikapiga kona ya ndani, hio si mutura!
3.Kama koti ya muturabae ni safi bila stains, huyo ni impostor. Ulizia Muturabae!
4.Kama mikono ya muturabae haina manicure ya uchafu ya black, hio mutura si tamu!
5.Kama hakushikii pesa kama konda akikutafutia change akigeuza mutura, pambana na hali yako!
6.Kama mbao ya kukata matura haijachange color juu ya mafuta na joto, aise, Hio si mutura!
7. Kama hujaserviwa mutura yako, kila mtu kwa kona yake ya hio mbao alafu shumbi na firifiri ichokozwe hapo katikati, my dear learned friend… umegongwo!
8.Kama hakuna bar/wines and spirits na carwash hapo karibu na muturabae, hio mutura ni suspect!
9.Kama hujawahi fantasize escort ya mutura ukishamada section yako, tafadhali achana na mutura!
10.Kama muturabae hajatokea magidha na hujafeel ni kama umedumpiwa… fill in the blanks _____________ (5mks)
Kwa hayo machache, nikute ile base ya #mutura! #ifyouknowyouknow #conversationszaofisi
Amarepoeta
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