I, being of sound mind, do hereby solemnly swear to uphold, maintain and further to all honorable intents and purposes, the God-given agenda thus entrusted to me by virtue of my sex.
I shall not for the benefit and or amusement of the unlearned, relegate my talents to only my kitchen, housekeeping and baby making abilities. But branch out into blue, white and other assorted color collar jobs.
I, a feminine and bold woman, duly affirm that I shall not mis-use, mis-appropriate, mis-represent, mis-construe the curves and crevices synonymous with my given sex.
I swear to live by the ingrained laws passed down by my conscience and be careful to live in peace with my fellow men. And thus to be empowered and not forceful, emancipated yet not vulgar, enlightened and definitely not disrespectful.
This I swear is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
Amare Poeta
Outside my mind 